OMG ON MY WAY HOME I SAW A LITTLE BLINKING LIGHT ON THE AIDE OF THE ROAD SO I SLOWLY DROVE BY AND REALIZED THERE WAS A MAN LAYING THERE WITH A BICYCLE. I did a u-turn as soon as I could to go back and see of he was okay or needed an ambulance or something bet there was a cop behind me that helped him so I went ahead and left. I hope he’s okay ;-; even though I hate cyclists.

So I just got home from the gym and I’m eating some Captain Crunch. Is that bad?

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

cybergay:

cloudy with a chance of me not getting laid this summer